Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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