you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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