The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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