he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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