I'm going to jail i love you
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I'm always down for nudity.
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