Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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