Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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