2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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