She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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