the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
