I think i sorta joined a cult last night
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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