so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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