She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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