She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
NoShamevember. You game?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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