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(650): View more from California

I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.

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(410): View more from Maryland

a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.

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(251): View more from Alabama

I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.

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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You working tonight?

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Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess

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(309): View more from Illinois

And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about

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(510): View more from California

I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.

(845): View more from New York

you're the best roommate i could ever have.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Only if I get to be Gritty

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How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Don't worry about it.

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