you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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