I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
is it fun? or sober?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
