David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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