I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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