i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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