If i come over, it means nothing
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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