Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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