I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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