so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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