is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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