I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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