I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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