Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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