i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You are a genius and a whore.
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