Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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