Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
