I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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