We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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