what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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