But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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