Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
