elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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