his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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