Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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