doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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