walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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