I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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