If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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