All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
