just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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