dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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