you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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