Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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