How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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