why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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