I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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